by spew madrock
Many frigid DeLorean dealers packed the City Auditorium yesterday to
see the Botswana Wife-Swappers in concert. Fans fondled their
earlobes for hours while waiting to sell their vital organs for
tickets. Despite authentic Haitian car-stripping and the occasional
melt-down of pre-Columbian drug dealers, the promoters of the event
called it a victory for good taste.
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