{"id":1228,"date":"2018-07-26T18:00:35","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T01:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/?p=1228"},"modified":"2020-08-17T20:30:02","modified_gmt":"2020-08-18T03:30:02","slug":"rpg-one-shot-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/rpg-one-shot-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"RPG: One-Shot Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago now, when I first started trying to explain my Role Playing Group to my wife, it was clear that she didn&#8217;t see what I saw.\u00a0 Didn&#8217;t see the epic battles, the intense negotiations, the realization that discretion really is the better part of valor and retreat is <em>always<\/em> an option.<\/p>\n<p>Rather, she imagined foam swords and bad accents.<\/p>\n<p>Since then I&#8217;ve imagined convincing her to take part in at least an RPG one-off night where I could show her what it was <em>really<\/em> like.<\/p>\n<p>She wasn&#8217;t interested in playing with a group more experienced than her, so decided I&#8217;d have a newbie one-shot night an invite some other friends who I thought I could arm-twist in to playing with me, even for an evening.<\/p>\n<p>I decided it would be D&amp;D 5e because even though I hadn&#8217;t GM&#8217;d 5e before, I felt I was familiar enough to guide a bunch of starter players through a night.\u00a0 I also wanted them to have enough cool things to do that it would feel epic, so I also decided their characters would be fourth level as, from my reading, it seemed as though the first couple levels might not be all that much fun for a starter players.<\/p>\n<p>At first, I thought I&#8217;d simply download a free one-shot and play that and that&#8217;s pretty much what I did.\u00a0 I found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dmsguild.com\/product\/215629\/The-Secrets-of-Skyhorn-Lighthouse\">The Secrets of Skyhorn Lighthouse<\/a> on the very cool site <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dmsguild.com\/\">The DMs Guild<\/a>.\u00a0 It felt about right, it was very well written and made it easy for me to run as a first-time D&amp;D 5e module. Also, I knew I could get pre-generated characters for the players so I wouldn&#8217;t have to make them go through all the cruft of generating characters from scratch.\u00a0 A few emails asking what they want to be and I&#8217;d be ready to go!<\/p>\n<p>So, ready to roll, right?\u00a0 Just invite folks over and make it happen.<\/p>\n<p>Would that my brain would let it be that easy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The rational part of my brain thought I was in pretty good shape.\u00a0 The obsessive part of my brain said, &#8220;Oh!\u00a0 This&#8217;ll be fun.\u00a0 How about if we&#8230;&#8221;\u00a0 and then started bombing my brain with ideas to try and make this a special night.<\/p>\n<p>I did email the players and discuss what kind of characters they would be and thus was born the Party:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span class=\"il\">Sister<\/span>\u00a0<span class=\"il\">Camille<\/span>, the human Paladin, devoted to Bahamut, god of law and order<\/li>\n<li>Rinin, the shifty half-elf Rogue, what is he hiding and whose pocket has he picked?<\/li>\n<li>Kwai Chang Caine, halfling Monk, in search of peace and tranquility, but seemingly doomed to find neither.<\/li>\n<li>Zoas Ulaxim, epic Elven Sorcerer, searcher of knowledge and power (and he has a crow familiar because the player thought would be cool!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;Now we&#8217;re ready to go, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brain:<\/strong> &#8220;<em>Nah, wouldn&#8217;t it be cool if, in addition to their pre-gen character, they got a custom mini and dice?<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;Sigh&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The dice were easy, I found that was selling dice reasonably.\u00a0 The minis, well there went a week of free time, but I liked the results:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1229\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/VGXSE1368.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1229\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1229\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/VGXSE1368-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/VGXSE1368-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/VGXSE1368-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/VGXSE1368-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1229\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">One-Shot Party!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\">And it went on like that.<\/span><strong>Me<\/strong>: &#8220;Ready?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brain:<\/strong> &#8220;Nearly, but you know that cool scene near the beginning where they&#8217;re negotiating passage and they have their first fight encounter?\u00a0 I know you were going to just draw that out, but wouldn&#8217;t it be even cooler if there were an actual boat for them to fight on and around?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;Seriously?\u00a0 Geez&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And there went another week of free time, but again, the results were kind of cool.<\/p>\n<p>Note: The ship is constructed from XPS Foam insulation, cut, glued and carved, 3d printed elements added and then paint.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1238\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1968.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1238\" class=\"wp-image-1238 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1968-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1968-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1968-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1968-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1238\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pink foam floats<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1239\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1589.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1239\" class=\"wp-image-1239 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1589-300x129.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"129\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1589-300x129.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1589-768x329.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_1589-1024x439.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1239\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Da Boat.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;We good?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brain:<\/strong> &#8220;That was fun.\u00a0 So &#8230; the boat is at a dock.\u00a0 You going to just draw that?\u00a0 They&#8217;ll be at different heights.\u00a0 Doesn&#8217;t seem quite as cool.\u00a0 Needs a dock.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t you think it needs a dock?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;Crud.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, I had to build some docks.<\/p>\n<p>The docks use jute twine for the ropes around the pilings and use XPS foam for the pilings, tongue depressors for the boards, paint and hot glue.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_4870.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1236\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_4870-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_4870-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_4870-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_4870-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_8370.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1237\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_8370-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_8370-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_8370-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mossor.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_8370-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;Now, we&#8217;re done.\u00a0 Shut up brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brain:<\/strong> &#8220;Yeah, no, you&#8217;re doing great.\u00a0 Looks good.\u00a0 You know how that GM screen you were going to use is alright, but not awesome?\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t it about time you built your own GM screen that is 3.6x times more awesome?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think it is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brain:<\/strong> &#8220;You are wrong.\u00a0 Try to sleep now.\u00a0 Can&#8217;t do it, can you?\u00a0 My job is done.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me the next morning: &#8220;Brainzzz&#8230;\u00a0 Shut up Brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, I had to do that because clearly I&#8217;m just along for the ride at this point.<\/p>\n<p>The screen is made from a sheet of 1\/8&#8243; hardwood plywood, some cool brass bits for the corners and hinges and some cool Chicago screws to hold it all together.<\/p>\n<p>I painted the decorations on the front after tracing them on to the wood.\u00a0 Then sanding gently to go for a weathered look (not entirely successful).\u00a0 The brass parts were &#8220;aged&#8221; using a mild acid to remove the shiny.\u00a0 All of this is a combination of what my dumb brain came up with and some ideas I stole from various other projects.\u00a0 Oh, and I used a dremel to inset small magnets on the inside of the screen so I can attach my own content on the inside or outside as needed.\u00a0 Finally, before application of the hardware, there were\u00a0 three coats of polyurethane with sanding between layers.\u00a0 Four pieces, two sides, three times.\u00a0 24 times applying polyurethane.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: 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\/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>This went on for a while with me waaaaay overdoing it and putting far more time in to prep than I would use in that one five hour one-shot.\u00a0 Like 10x.\u00a0 Yeah, I&#8217;ve got issues.<\/p>\n<p>And, in the end, not only did we not get through the one-shot which I really knew wouldn&#8217;t be a one-shot, we really only got through about a quarter of it.\u00a0 But we did use the boat and dock.\u00a0 And I got to use my GM screen.<\/p>\n<p>I think the Party had a good time and my wife and friends got an introduction to playing role-playing games.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8220;So, brain, we&#8217;re done now, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brain:<\/strong> &#8220;When&#8217;s the next session?!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got ideas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Stabs brain with sharp pencil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago now, when I first started trying to 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