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Christina\u2019s parents enjoyed gambling.\u00a0 When they lived in Florida, they would go watch Jai Alai<\/a>.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Over the years I heard many stories of how her Dad would fleece his fellow service members of their paychecks in WW2 and later.\u00a0 I think he would even win their money and then loan it back to them, at very reasonable rates, of course!\u00a0 He also enjoyed playing Pai Gow at the casinos.\u00a0 Christina\u2019s mom was a very strong Poker and Blackjack player.\u00a0 Especially in her later years, she would occasionally play in Christina\u2019s monthly Poker group.\u00a0 She was quite capable of feigning confusion over what the current game was and how it was played, then quietly snaking pot after pot, taking out players in the process.\u00a0 She became known as the Assassin in that league.\u00a0 One of my own favorite memories was playing cards with her thinking she\u2019d take it easy on her new son-in-law and she smiled at me and spoke sweetly to me and fleeced me of my money just as quickly and easily as she did anyone else\u2019s!\u00a0 She was tough!\u00a0 They still remember her and Christina\u2019s Dad at the local casinos.\u00a0 When Christina\u2019s Mom passed, they posted the announcement at her favorite casino and it was up in the breakroom for some time.\u00a0 So, safe to say, gambling has been a part of Christina\u2019s life for as long as she can remember and she comes by her love of gambling naturally!<\/p>\n\n\n\n My dad is also a gambler.\u00a0 He played cards and pool and Keno when in Vegas or Reno and loved a horserace.\u00a0 Basically, anything else he could manage to bet on, he could and he would.\u00a0 Golf games or anything else could become the source of betting opportunities (cf: Bingo, Bango, Bongo<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n My dad was also a salesman, so at an early age I became very sensitive to the fact that our family money was very cyclical. There were months when things were fat and happy and there were more months when money was tight and my Mom was trying out recipes to feed our family for $10 a night. A famous example of that was our internally famous taco salad nights which involved a pound of hamburger, a can of beans, some Doritos, a head of lettuce, some cheese, and a tomato that we kids would invariably pick out of the salad, leaving a small pile of sad tomatoes on our plates. <\/p>\n\n\n\n We had free and reduced lunches through much of my schooling and I recall years where food stamps supplemented part of our monthly groceries. And I attributed all this to an inconsistent income and the gambling chewing into the budget. The whole smoking and drinking part of the budget can be left for a different discussion\u2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Growing up this way had an impact on me in at least a couple of ways. First, I decided at a very early age that whatever I did for a living was going to be far less variable. Second, I looked down my little nose at all things gambling because all I saw were the negatives. Well, to be fair, there were a few fun nights when dad would come back from the track with money and he\u2019d take the whole family (and whoever was staying over that night for sleepovers) out to Chinese food. Those were fun, but made more so because of how rare they seemed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So, it\u2019s probably not a big stretch to connect that to my own feeling on things like drinking and gambling. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I was in college before I drank alcohol. I was convinced that it would only take a single drink before I would turn into a raging alcoholic. It certainly ran in my family. I knew how I felt on those nights when my dad would come home after drinking and it was like spinning a big roulette wheel where 20% of the time it was Fun Dad and 80% of the time \u2026 not so much. So, I was very pleased to find that I can really take or leave alcohol. In most cases, if I have a drink, it\u2019s very occasionally (three or four times a year) and it\u2019s never more than two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gambling was sort of a similar thing. I was also convinced that I would find it to be something I would overdo if given the chance. Instead, I really don\u2019t care for spending my money that way. I don\u2019t get the dopamine release that many get when gambling. I just feel dumb for spending my money that way as opposed to doing something useful with it. I am smart enough to know the odds, so I understand that if I budget a couple of hundred dollars for gambling, that\u2019s effectively what I will plan on spending for the night. I never, EVER believe that I\u2019ll win money. <\/p>\n\n\n\n At some level, I\u2019m sure it\u2019s a control thing, too. I don\u2019t want to be out of control with anything. \u201cModeration in all things\u201d, as they say. By the way, they\u2019ve been saying that for as long as the 9th century BCE, so for nearly three millennia that\u2019s been good advice. It remains so for me and my life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n We used to have a regular poker group that met monthly for many years.\u00a0 It was a rotating cast of characters, but mostly friends from work.\u00a0 We started out playing for nickels and dimes.\u00a0 This was early in our careers, so playing for pocket change seemed prudent.\u00a0 We eventually moved up to a max bet of a dollar, three raises max.\u00a0 So, you knew what you were risking.\u00a0 In one of the most famous stories of a game we played, we were playing a silly game called \u201cRed Dog\u201d or \u201cBetween the Sheets\u201d where you had got two cards and got to decide how much to risk whether the third card was between those two cards.\u00a0 In this case, the player got an Ace, which you could declare as high or low and they correctly made it low because the second card was also an Ace (and automatically high)!\u00a0 The best spread, but this player was historically very risk averse and in this case the bet was $13.50!\u00a0 They pondered and thought and eventually decided to go for it and \u2026 another Ace came up.\u00a0 The twist to this game is that if you matched the end cards (in this case two Aces) you not only lost, you had to pay the pot twice your bet!\u00a0 So, that card cost the player $27 which was unheard of at our games.\u00a0 And so the story is told years and years after that $27 could really hurt anyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I loved those games. But, mostly for the social aspect of it. When I was up, and I was usually more often up than down, I would play more loosely, just for fun. When I was down, I would play very tight and I had less fun. One time, famously, I had come to a game with someone else and I busted out early and I was unwilling to put more money in (see previous discussion re: Control), so I went back and fell asleep on a bed with some cats. I\u2019d rather that than throw good money after bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n My friend Ken kept records for years of those games (we\u2019re engineers, data is a good thing) and later did an analysis. The most won per week, on average was $5 and the most lost on average was also about $5. 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